WARNING: The anti-sugar mob are in your neighbourhood. They come with their fascist puritanism.

These self-haters demand conformity to their ultra-pure lifestyle.

One drop of sugar and the finger-wagging begins. They hate themselves. They hate their bodies and they want you in their church of self-denial.

For you are but a miserable sugar sinner.

Food nazis love purity. Food nazis love perfection. Food nazis love neat, clean and squeaky.

Food nazis are so flipping boring in their self righteousness.

Resist Their Tyranny. All Hail Pan. All Hail Pleasure.